A′ight, Now I'm ′bout To Show You Somethin' (what?)
(Shh, Watch) Now To Breaking News, And It Turns
On This Week In Music Detroit Rapper Eminem, In
A Stunning Move, Has Released An Album (what? Shh)
In Which He Is Actually Trying To Cancel Himself
(man, What The Fuck?) And Right Now, At This
Hour, We Got Protestors Lining The Streets Downtown Where
Kimberly Gill Is Standing By, KG Hi, Devin,
We Are Outside Eminem's Mom′s Spaghetti (man, This Some
Bullshit) Where, As You Can See Behind Me People
Are Definitely Upset Over Eminem′s New Album And Are
Actually Calling To Boycott The Rapper (haha) For Songs
That Include Insensitive Comments About Little People People With
Mental Disabilities, Transgender Rights And The First Amendment (hahahaha,
Haha)