You Want Some More Of This, Bitch? Back
In The Heezy... We Could Do This All Year
Long (I′m Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherfucker)
I Told You In The First Song, I'll Tell
You In Another (I′m Just A Regular, Everyday Normal
Motherfucker) I Don't Have A Girlfriend, My Hand's My
Only Lover (I′m Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherfucker)
One Night A Week My Mom Likes To Cook
Me Supper (I′m Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherfucker)
And Michael Keaton Was My Favorite Batman I
Was Walking Down The Street Just The Other Day
I Saw These Two Fine Bitches, They Were Walking
My Way 'Yo, What You Girls Doing Tonight?' Is
What I Wanted To Say But Suddenly I Panicked,
My Voice Started To Shake So I Put My
Head Down, And I Just Walked Away I Had
A Bus To Catch Anyway, It Worked Out Great
Got On The Bus, Put My Headphones On, And
Pressed Play Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, And Motherfucking Ace
Of Bass Yo, What Can I Say? It's Just
A Day In My Life I′m Up Early In
The Morning, In Bed Early At Night To Be
Productive At Work, I Got To Be Well Rested
Yeah, Motherfucker, You Heard What I Just Said
(I'm Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherfucker) I Don′t
Like Margarine, I Much Prefer The Taste Of Butter
(I'm Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherfucker) My Favorite
Movies As A Kid Were Superman And Ghostbusters (I′m
Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherfucker) I Have A
Hard Time Opening My Eyes Underwater (I'm Just A
Regular, Everyday Normal Motherfucker) And I'm Not A Huge
Nicolas Cage Fan I′m From A Lower-middle Class
Family Me And My Brothers And Sisters Played Hide-and-seek
I Have Good Memories From My Childhood, Bitch My
Favorite Toy Was My Fucking Firetruck, Bitch I Used
To Play With That Motherfucker All Day Long Until
I Learned About Sex From The Sears Catalog And
Then I Played With My Motherfucker All Day Long
About Ten Times A Day, Man, All Year Long
My Favorite Song, Motherfucker, I Don′t Like To Admit
It Is A Celine Dion Song From The Movie
Titanic (Every Night In My Dreams, I See
You, I Feel You) Every Time I Hear That
Fucking Shit, A Tear Comes To My Eye Why
The Fuck Did Leonardo DiCaprio Have To Die? Yo,
I'm Not Afraid To Say That I′m A Sensitive
Guy Sticks And Stones Break My Bones But It's
The Words That Make Me Cry Like That Time
In Grade Three When A Girl Called Me Stupid
Face She Really Hurt Me, Why′d She Call Me
Stupid Face? Is My Face Stupid? How's That Even
Possible? A Person Could Be Stupid, But A Face,
That′s Impossible Shit Happens All The Time, And You
Learn How To Deal With It Regular, Everyday, Normal
Fucking Bullshit (I'm Just A Regular, Everyday Normal
Motherfucker) When I Get Into A Fight, I Usually
Leave On A Stretcher (I'm Just A Regular, Everyday
Normal Motherfucker) When I Got Nothing To Say, I
Usually Talk About The Weather (I′m Just A Regular,
Everyday Normal Motherfucker) I Like The First Back To
The Future, But The Second One Was Better (I′m
Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherfucker) I Like Red
Peppers Better Than The Green Ones Ooh-hoo, Saving
Up My Money To Go Buy A New Dishwasher
Mine Broke About Six Months Ago... Motherfucker Go, Go,
Go, Go, Go Shorty It's Your Birthday Go Party
Like It′s Your Birthday I Wasn't Invited, But It′s
Okay I'll Just Stay At Home, And Play Some
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