You Want Some More Of This, Bitch? Back In
The Heezy We Could Do This All Year Long
(I′m Just A Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker) I
Told You In The First Song, I'll Tell You
In Another (I′m Just A Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker)
I Don't Have A Girlfriend, My Hand's My Only
Lover (I′m Just A Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker) One
Night A Week My Mom Likes To Cook Me
Supper (I′m Just A Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker) And
Michael Keaton Was My Favorite Batman I Was
Walking Down The Street Just The Other Day I
Saw These Two Fine Bitches, They Were Walking My
Way 'Yo, What You Girls Doing Tonight?' Is What
I Wanted To Say But Suddenly I Panicked, My
Voice Started To Shake So I Put My
Head Down, And I Just Walked Away I Had
A Bus To Catch Anyway, It Worked Out Great
Got On The Bus, Put My Headphones On, And
Pressed Play Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, And Motherfucking Ace
Of Base Yo, What Can I Say? It's
Just A Day In My Life I′m Up Early
In The Morning, In Bed Early At Night To
Be Productive At Work, I Gotta Be Well Rested
Yeah, Motherfucker, You Heard What I Just Said
(I'm Just A Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker) I Don′t
Like Margarine, I Much Prefer The Taste Of Butter
(I'm Just A Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker) My Favorite
Movies As A Kid Were 'Superman' And 'Ghostbusters' (I′m
Just A Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker) I Have A
Hard Time Opening My Eyes Underwater (I'm Just A
Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker) And I'm Not A Huge
Nicolas Cage Fan I′m From A Lower-middle Class
Family Me And My Brothers And Sisters Played Hide-and-seek
I Have Good Memories From My Childhood, Bitch My
Favorite Toy Was My Fucking Firetruck, Bitch I Used
To Play With That Motherfucker All Day Long Until
I Learned About Sex From The Sears Catalog And
Then I Played With My Motherfucker All Day Long
About Ten Times A Day, Man, All Year Long
My Favorite Song, Motherfucker, I Don′t Like To
Admit It Is A Céline Dion Song From The
Movie Titanic (Every Night In My Dreams, I See
You, I Feel You) Every Time I Hear That
Fucking Shit, A Tear Comes To My Eye Why
The Fuck Did Leonardo DiCaprio Have To Die? Though
I'm Not Afraid To Say That I′m A Sensitive
Guy Sticks And Stones Break My Bones But It's
The Words That Make Me Cry Like That
Time In Grade Three When A Girl Called Me
'Stupid Face' She Really Hurt Me, Why′d She Call
Me 'Stupid Face'? Is My Face Stupid? How's That
Even Possible? A Person Could Be Stupid, But A
Face, That′s Impossible Shit Happens All The Time, And
You Learn How To Deal With It Regular Everyday
Normal Fucking Bullshit (I'm Just A Regular Everyday
Normal Motherfucker) When I Get Into A Fight, I
Usually Leave On A Stretcher (I'm Just A Regular
Everyday Normal Motherfucker) When I Got Nothing To Say,
I Usually Talk About The Weather (I′m Just A
Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker) I Like The First Back
To The Future, But The Second One Was Better
(I′m Just A Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker) I Like
Red Peppers Better Than The Green Ones Ooh-hoo,
Saving Up My Money To Go Buy A New
Dishwasher Mine Broke About Six Months Ago, Motherfucker Go,
Go, Go, Go, Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday Go
Party Like It′s Your Birthday I Wasn't Invited, But
It′s Okay I'll Just Stay At Home, And Play
Some Video Games