So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be
This Way Your Job′s A Joke, You're Broke, Your
Love Life′s D.O.A. It's Like You're Always Stuck In
Second Gear When It Hasn′t Been Your Day, Your
Week Your Month, Or Even Your Year, But
I′ll Be There For You (When The Rain Starts
To Pour) I'll Be There For You (Like I′ve
Been There Before) I'll Be There For You (′Cause
You're There For Me Too) I Am Telling
You, Years From Now, Schoolchildren Will Study It As
One Of The Greatest First Dates Of All Time
It Was Unbelievable! We Could Totally Be Ourselves We
Didn′t Have To Play Any Games So Have
You Called Her Yet? Let Her Know I Like
Her? What Are You Insane? Oh My God, Guys,
Call It's The Next Day, How Needy Do I
Wanna Seem? I'm Right, Right? Yeah, Yeah, Let
Her Dangle Uh, I Can′t Believe My Parents Are
Actually Pressuring Me To Find One Of You People
God, Come On, Just Do It! Call Her Stop
Being So Testosteroney Which By The Way Is The
Real San Francisco Treat