An Old Man Turned 98 He Won The Lottery
And Died The Next Day It′s A Black Fly
In Your Chardonnay It's A Death Row Pardon Two
Minutes Too Late And Isn′t It Ironic, Don't You
Think? It's Like Rain On Your Wedding Day
It′s A Free Ride When You′ve Already Paid It's
The Good Advice That You Just Didn′t Take And
Who Would've Thought, It Figures Mr. Play It
Safe Was Afraid To Fly He Packed His Suitcase
And Kissed His Kids Goodbye He Waited His Whole
Damn Life To Take That Flight And As The
Plane Crashed Down, He Thought 'Well, Isn′t This Nice?'
And Isn't It Ironic, Don′t You Think? It's
Like Rain On Your Wedding Day It's A Free
Ride When You′ve Already Paid It′s The Good Advice
That You Just Didn't Take And Who Would′ve Thought,
It Figures Well, Life Has A Funny Way
Of Sneaking Up On You When You Think Everything's
Okay And Everything′s Going Right And Life Has A
Funny Way Of Helping You Out When You Think
Everything's Gone Wrong And Everything Blows Up In Your
Face A Traffic Jam When You′re Already Late
A No-smoking Sign On Your Cigarette Break It's Like
Ten Thousand Spoons When All You Need Is A
Knife It's Meeting The Man Of My Dreams And
Then Meeting His Beautiful Wife And Isn′t It Ironic,
Don′t You Think? A Little Too Ironic And, Yeah,
I Really Do Think It's Like Rain On
Your Wedding Day It′s A Free Ride When You've
Already Paid It′s The Good Advice That You Just
Didn't Take And Who Would′ve Thought, It Figures
And, Yeah, Life Has A Funny Way Of Sneaking
Up On You Life Has A Funny, Funny Way
Of Helping You Out Helping You Out