Well, I Only Brought Three, What′re You Lookin' At
Me For? She′s Dressed In White And Puttin' Off
Crying Well, You're The Best Man, So What′s The
Plan? Why Don′t You Talk To Matty About It?
Said, 'I Only Brought Three Like I Told You
Before We're Gonna Have To Ask About' And
Free Bar, That′s The Point Spilling Amaretto 'cause Of
Previous Joints I′m Sittin' With A Girl, Fortunate Placing
Preceding Railing Racket Off A Porcelain Basin And Who′s
He, Giving It The Lips? I've Never Seen Him
Knockin' About He Looks Just Like Me But 6
Foot 3 So, I Reckon You Could Knock Him
Out Well, I Think I′ll Say A Couple
Of Words If You Don′t Mind I Never Really
Got On With Your Bird The First Time I
Met Her Out, Dressed In Nowt And Telling Everybody
You Were Shagging About Well, Who's This, Going For
The Kiss? I′m Probably Gonna Yosh In Your Mouth
Because It's Five Past Three, I Can Hardly See
And I′m On The Verge Of Passing Out