Ready One Two, One Two Three Four Hip Hey
Kehte Hain Karte Hain Jo Marzi Sunte Nahi
Hain Kisi Ki Arzi Kehte Hain Karte Hain Jo
Marzi Sunte Nahi Hain Kisi Ki Arzi Arrey
Karte Nahi Hum Regular Duty Thaana Mein, Ha Ha
Ha Thaana Mein Baithe On Duty Bajaave Haaye Pandeyjee
Seeti Thaana Mein Baithe On Duty Bajaave Haaye Pandeyjee
Seeti Pandeyji Seeti Bajave Jee Seeti Pandeyji Seeti
Bajave On Duty Aadat Badi Naaspeeti Bajave Haye Bajave
Haye (oye Shut Up) Bajave Haye Pandeyji Seeti Hey
Aa. Munni Ke Sab Ras Le Liya Re
Vardi Waale Rasiya Haath Malat Rahi Jayi Ve Re
Udh Jaave Jo Chidiya Udh Jaave Chidiya, Udh Jaave
Chidiya Udh Jaave Chidiya Phurrrr. Maana Re Maana
Humne Maana Gazab Tohra Beauty Hang Karana Humka Pandeyjee
Hai On Duty Jaan Humari Kehte Humko Haan
Jaan Se Pyaari Kehte Humko Jaane Kya Kya Swaang
Rachaaye Rajkumari Kehte Humko Fanste Nahi Hain Koi
Kaand Kar Ke Ha Ha Bhaiyya Ho Phaste Nahi
Hai Koi Kaand Kar Ke Hai Marzi Jo Dekhe
Demand Kar Ke Thaana Mein, Hip Ho Aate
Hai Jab Pandey Raja Bajta Hai Tab Sur Mein
Baaja Ho Chor-o-chakke Darr Se Bole Uske Badle Maut
Hi Aaja Jachte Nahi Hain Vaise Raar Karte
Hoye Hoye Haan. Ho Haan Jachte Nahi Hain Vaise
Raar Karte Arrey Woh Desh Dushman Pe Waar Karte
Thaana Mein, Hip Ho Thaana Mein Baithe On Duty
Bajave Haaye Pandeyji Seeti Aadat Badi Naaspeeti Bajave Haaye
Pandeyji Seeti PandeyJee Seeti Bajave Ji Seeti PandeyJee Seeti
Bajave On Duty Ho...