Ready One Two, One Two Three Four Kehte
Hain, Karte Hain Jo Marzi Sunte Nahin Hain Kisi
Ki Arzi Kehte Hain, Karte Hain Jo Marzi
Sunte Nahin Hain Kisi Ki Arzi Karte Nahin
Hum Regular Duty Thana Mein Ha Ha Ha
Thana Mein Thana Mein Thana Mein Thana
Mein Thana Mein Thana Mein Baithe On
Duty Bajawein Haye Pandeyji Seeti Hey Thana Mein Baithe
On Duty Bajawein Haye Pandeyji Seeti Pandeyji Siti Bajaavein
Ji Siti Pandeyji Seeti Bajawein On Duty Aadat
Badi Naaspiti Bajawein Haye Bajawein Haye Oye Shutup Bajawein
Haye Pandeyji Seeti Re.. Munni Ke Sab Rass
Le Liyo Re Barfi Waale Rasiya Hath Malat Rehi
Jaibe Re Ud Jaave Jo Chidia Ud Jaave Chidia,
Ud Jaave Chidia Ud Jaave Chidia Phurrr Mana
Re Mana Hamne Mana Ghajab Tora Beauty Tang Karaa
Na Hamka Pandeyji Hain On Duty Aate Hain
Jab Pandey Rajja Bajta Hai Tab Sur Mein Bajja
Ho Chor Uchakke Dar Se Bole Uske Badle Maut
Hi Ajja Jachte Nahin Hain Waise Raar Karte
Haan Jachte Nahin Hain Waise Raar Karte Arre Bode
Se Dushman Pe Waar Karte Thana Mein Hip
Ho.. Thana Mein Baithe On Duty Bajawein Haye Pandeyji
Siti Aadat Badi Naaspiti Bajawein Haye Pandeyji Seeti Pandeyji
Seeti Bajawein Jee Seeti Pandeyji Seeti Bajawein On Duty