Big Man, Pig Man Ha-ha, Charade You Are
Whoo! You, Well-heeled Big Wheel Ha-ha, Charade You Are
And When Your Hand Is On Your Heart
You′re Nearly A Good Laugh Almost A Joker
With Your Head Down In The Pig Bin Saying,
'Keep On Digging' Pig Stain On Your Fat Chin
What Do You Hope To Find Down In The
Pig Mine? You're Nearly A Laugh You′re Nearly
A Laugh, But You're Really A Cry Bus
Stop Rat Bag Ha-ha, Charade You Are You,
Fucked Up Old Hag Ha-ha, Charade You Are
You Radiate Cold Shafts Of Broken Glass You're
Nearly A Good Laugh Almost Worth A Quick Grin
You Like The Feel Of Steel You′re Hot Stuff
With A Hatpin And Good Fun With A Handgun
You′re Nearly A Laugh You're Nearly A Laugh,
But You′re Really A Cry Hey You, Whitehouse
Ha-ha, Charade You Are You, House-proud Town Mouse
Ha-ha, Charade You Are You're Trying To Keep
Our Feelings Off The Street You′re Nearly A
Real Treat All Tight Lips And Cold Feet And
Do You Feel Abused? You! Gotta Stem The Evil
Tide And Keep It All On The Inside
Mary, You're Nearly A Treat Mary, You′re Nearly A
Treat, But You're Really A Cry