Been Away For College, Was The Baddest Geek Around
He′s Been Doing Everything But Make His Parents Proud
He Tried His Best To Study Hard But Still,
He Got Too Drunk Won Lots Of Beer Pong
Tournaments But Still, He Had To Flunk His
Ex-girlfriend Got A Girlfriend His Barbie Tried A Female
Ken But When The White Ball Hits The Red
Cup He's The Baddest Fucker In The Frat Club
Then He Does The Pong Dance The The
The The Pong Dance He Does The Pong Dance
The The The The Pong Dance He′d Never
Touched A Cigarette, But Tried To Smoke A Joint
He Coughed And Soon He Felt Regret, Just Screaming
'What's The Point?!' And Every Time He Saw This
Girl His Face Would Turn To Red Even Though
He Told The Guys He Got Her Into Bed
But When You See Him At The Table
He Turns Out To Be Rather Stable And When
The White Ball Hits The Red Cup He's The
Baddest Fucker In The Frat Club Then He Does
The Pong Dance Then He Does The Pong
Dance