My (my, My, My) Grandpa Fought In World War
II He Was Such A Noble Dude I Can′t
Even Finish School Missed My Mom, And Left Too
Soon His Dad Was A Fireman Who Fought
Fires So Violent I Think I Bored My Therapist
While Playing Him My Violin (Oh, My God)
That's So Insane (Oh, My God) That′s Such A
Shame Next To Them, My Shit Don't Feel So
Grand But I Can't Help Myself From Feeling Bad
I Kinda Feel Like Two Things Can Be Sad
(one, Two, Three, Four) The World′s Smallest Violin
Really Needs An Audience So If I Do Not
Find Somebody Soon (that′s Right, That's Right) I′ll Blow
Up Into Smithereens And Spew My Tiny Symphony Just
Let Me Play My Violin For You, You, You,
You My Grandpa Fought In World War II
And He Was Such A Noble Dude Man, I
Feel Like Such A Fool I Got So Much
Left To Prove All My Friends Have Vaping
Friends They're So Good At Making Friends I′m So
Scared Of Caving In Is That Entertaining Yet?
(Oh, My God) That's So Insane (Oh, My God)
That′s Such A Shame Next To Them, My Shit
Don't Feel So Grand But I Can't Help Myself
From Feeling Bad I Kinda Feel Like Two Things
Can Be Sad (one, Two, Three, Four) The
World′s Smallest Violin Really Needs An Audience So If
I Do Not Find Somebody Soon (that′s Right, That's
Right) I′ll Blow Up Into Smithereens And Spew My
Tiny Symphony Just Let Me Play My Violin For
You, You, You, You Somewhere In The Universe
Somewhere Someone's Got It Worse Wish That Made It
Easier Wish I Didn′t Feel The Hurt The World's
Smallest Violin Really Needs An Audience So If I
Do Not Find Somebody Soon I′ll Blow Up
Into Smithereens And Spew My Tiny Symphony All Up
And Down A City Street While Tryna Put My
Mind At Ease Like Finishing This Melody This Feels
Like A Necessity So This Could Be The Death
Of Me Or Maybe Just A Better Me
Now, Come In With The Timpanis And Take A
Shot Of Hennessy I Know I'm Not There Mentally
But You Could Be The Remedy So Let Me
Play My Violin For You