Ek Din Kee Baath Hai, Mausam Suhane Mein Are,
Ek Din Kee Baath Hai, Mausam Suhane Mein Phulon
Ke Jamaane Mein, Mere Davaakhaane Mein Ye Dava
Lene Aayi Beqaraar Kar Gayi, Muje Biimaar Kar Gayi
Beqaraar Kar Gayi, Muje Biimaar Kar Gayi Biimaar Kar
Gayi, Muje Biimaar Kar Gayi Iske Pet Mein
Dard Tha, Rang Zaraa Sa Zard Tha Iske Pet
Mein Dard Tha, Rang Zaraa Sa Zard Tha Operation
Tha Bas Ilaaj. Lekin Isko Aayi Laaj Maine Haath
Lagaaya To, Aanchal Zaraa Utayaa To Ha, Ye
Inkaar Kar Gayi, Muje Biimaar Kar Kayi Ye Inkaar
Kar Gayi, Muje Biimaar Kar Kayi Beqaraar Kar Gayi,
Muje Biimaar Kar Gayi Phir Aage Kya Hua
? Vadi, Aage Naa Pucho Maine Bhes Badal Liya
Aur Lady Surgeon Ban Gaya Aise Ise Khamosh
Kiya, Injection Se Behosh Kiya Aise Ise Khamosh Kiya,
Injection Se Behosh Kiya Ab Kaahe Ka Darana Tha,
Ha-ha-ha Saba Kiya Jo Maine Karnaa Tha, Ho-ho-ho Par
Neend Se Jab Ye Jaag Gayi (ayiyo Rama) Ayiyo
Rama, Kah Ke Bhaag Gayi Aankhen Chaar Kar
Gayi, Muje Biimaar Kar Gayi Aankhen Chaar Kar Gayi,
Muje Biimaar Kar Gayi Beqaraar Kar Gayi, Muje Biimaar
Kar Gayi Qibala, Ye To Durust Hai, Magar
Iskaa Anjaam Kya Hua ? Baad Mein Ye Saba
Jaan Gayi, Kaun Hoon Main Pahchaan Gayi Baad Mein
Ye Saba Jaan Gayi, Kaun Hoon Main Pahchaan Gayi
Are, Tauba, Sharam Ke Maare Ye To Dariyaa Mein
Kudane Lagee To Maine Use Jhapat Ke, Lapak Ke
Pakad Liya Aur Khinch Kar, Bheench Kar Banhon Mein
Jakad Liya Ab Kya Karti? Bolee, 'tune Mera
Man Toda, Mera Kanvaaraapan Toda' Bolee, 'tune Mera Man
Toda, Mera Kanvaaraapan Toda' Roi, Chikhi, Koob Ladi Kehne
Lagee, 'mujse Shaadi Karo, Mujse Shaadi Karo, Mujse Shaadi
Karo' Mujko Shaadi Kerani Padi Shaadi Kerani Padi, Shaadi
Kerani Padi Shaadi Kerani Padi, Shaadi Kerani Padi
Bhai, Vaah! Bhai, Vaah! Mazaa Aa Gaya, Are, Mazaa
Aa Gaya Yani Ki, Yani Ki Donon Kee Ghanti
Baj Gayi, Hahahaha