Arey Bhai Mere Bandhu Mere Bhai Mere Aana Yeh
Lallu Kya Kehta Hai Hamko Batana Jahan Tak
Bhi Meri Najar Ja Rahi Hai Yeh Ginti Mein
Kahe Khata Kha Rahi Hai Yeh Unis Mujhe
Leke Dubega Bhaiyya Aur Ikkis Mujhe Kahe Tadpa Rahi
Hai Arey Bich Ki Mindi Kidhar Gayi Idhar
Gayi Ya Udhar Gayi Kis Khadde Mein Utar Gayi
Jane Bhi Do Jidhar Gayi Naa Unnis Se
Kaam Ho Naa Ikkis Se Zyada Divano Kaa Najane
Kya Hai Irada Zara Bat Khul Key Toh
Samjha Do Bhai Main Hoon Bhola Bhala Main Hoon
Sidha Sadha Naa Unnis Se Kam Ho Naa
Ikkis Se Zyada Divano Kaa Najane Kya Hai Irada
Zara Bat Khul Key Toh Samjha Do Bhai
Main Hoon Bhola Bhala Main Hoon Sidha Sadha
Naa Unnis Se Kam Ho Naa Ikkis Se
Zyada Divano Kaa Najane Kya Hai Irada Zara
Theharana Bhaisab Wat? Non Sense Arey Rey Rey Rey
Aap Toh Hai Memsab Kaa Kare Ham Bahut
Confuse Hoon Zara Rukiye Memsab You Shut Up
Maf Karna Aap Toh Hai Bhaisab Kaa Kare Hum
Bahut Confuse Hoon Yeh Kaisa Gajab Hain Jagat
Kaa Achamba Jise Kil Samjho Nikalta Hai Khamba
Yeh Kaisa Gajab Hain Jagat Kaa Achamba Jise Kil
Samjho Nikalta Hai Khamba Yeh Ladki Ne Ladke
Ki Pakdi Kalayi Ya Ladke Ne Ladki Patai Hai
Bhai Koyi Toh Bataye Yeh Nar Hai Yah
Mada Koyi Toh Bataye Yeh Nar Hai Yah Mada
Main Hoon Bhola Bhala Main Hoon Sidha Sadha
Naa Unnis Se Kam Ho Naa Ikkis Se Zyada
Divano Kaa Najane Kya Hai Irada Zara Bat
Khul Key Toh Samjha Do Bhai Main Hoon Bhola
Bhala Main Hu Sidha Sadha Naa Unnis Se
Kam Ho Naa Ikkis Se Jyada Divano Kaa Najane
Kya Hai Irada Unnis Aur Ikkis Yane Naues
Ikka Wah Ustad Kya Number Bataya Abhi Lagake Aaya
Ah Ha Gate Toh Achha Ho Guru Par
Iss Line Me Kabse Ho Shuru Abhi Iss
Jagah Pehli Hi Bar Aaye Badi Minnaton Se Gaye
Hai Bulaye Abhi Iss Jagah Pehli Hi Bar
Aaye Badi Minnaton Se Gaye Hai Bulaye Yeh
Ginti Key Chakkar Mein Jabse Pade Hain Jaha Se
Chale The Wahi Peh Khade Hai Akal Kaa
Nikalne Laga Hai Burada Akal Kaa Nikalne Laga Hai
Burada Main Hoon Bhola Bhala Main Hoon Sidha Sadha
Naa Unnis Se Kam Ho Naa Ikkis Se
Zyada Divano Kaa Najane Kya Hai Irada Zara
Bat Khul Key Toh Samjha Do Bhayi Main Hoon
Bhola Bhala Main Hoon Sidha Sadha Naa Unnis
Se Kam Ho Naa Ikkis Se Zyada Divano Kaa
Najane Kya Hai Irada Arey Bitch Ki Mindi
Kidhar Gayi Idhar Gayi Ya Udhar Gayi Kis Khadde
Mein Utar Gayi Jane Bhi Do Jidhar Gayi